There was an unusual confluence of wit at our house today, resulting in a couple good one-liners.
Ramona, at 6:04am, (she normally wakes around 7:45-8am) calls me into her room. "Mommy, my nose is stuck and nothing can get through. I need my nose spray."
Beezus, while we are in some heavy traffic and someone cuts over in front of me and I wag my finger at him. "These people just don't know how to drive, I think. They just don't even know how to drive."
Beezus, after seeing one of those road signs indicating that deer might be crossing. "Watch out for prancing deers, Mommy !"